If you or a loved one spends much time in jail or prison, you will notice there are dozens of common words that have a unique, often sarcastic, meaning behind bars. Some call this “prison slang.” Using such words while in prison bolsters one credibility with others and suggests he or she understands the nuances of life behind bars.
While our primary mission at Greg Hill & Associates is to defend those accused of crimes so the accused avoids time behind bars, we also regularly bring motions and petitions for post-conviction relief and hence we communicate with those behind bars or who have spent time in custody.
We consequently believe it is wise to be familiar with some of the more common phrases and terms of “prison slang,” such as:
All Day – Life sentence; “He’s serving all day;”
All Day and a Night – a sentence of life without the possibility of parole (LWOP) – “He’s serving all day and a night;”
Bean Hole / Bean Slot – this is the metal opening in the prison cell door that is used by staff to pass food trays to inmates without having to open up the cell door; inmates can throw urine, feces or other bodily fluids (i.e., semen) through this slot at guards, a practice known as “gassing;”
Bid – prison sentence;
Bonaru – brand new prison clothes;
Boneyard – a conjugal visit without kids;
Brake Fluid – psychiatric medication; “here comes the brake fluid;”
Brownies – inmates who work in the prison kitchen;
Cadillac – coffee with cream and sugar;
Car – a group one associates with in prison, possibly due to gang affiliation, age, religion or sexual orientation;
Cell Warrior – an inmate who acts tough in his cell, but once outside his cell and face to face with others is a coward;
Chow – food; “We’re getting some good chow today;”
Chomo – Child molester, someone in custody serving time for a sex crime involving a person under age 18, or that person has a prior sex offense involving a child; “He’s a chomo;”
Cowboy – a new correctional officer;
Dime – a ten-year prison sentence;
Dinner and a Show – while inmates eat dinner in a common area and a fight breaks out among inmates there, possibly leading to everyone being pepper-sprayed;
Doing the Dutch – committing suicide;
Duck – a gullible or manipulable correctional officer; one who may smuggle in contraband for inmates and who may share sensitive personal information about other officers with inmates;
Dump Truck – a fat, lazy slob;
Fish – newly incarcerated people, also called fresh fish if the person had never been to prison before; “We got some fresh fish coming our way tomorrow;”
Free – when a prison employee retires, “He’s free now;”
Gassing – when an inmate throws urine, feces, spit or semen at a guard, usually in the guard’s face;
Getting Buzzed – receiving a tattoo;
Hoe Check – a group beating given to an inmate to see if he or she will stand up;
House – your cell;
J-Cat – someone with mental issues;
New Batch – a group of newly incarcerated people; “There’s a new batch arriving today;
Ninja Turtles – prison guards dressed in riot gear when responding to an alarm, a reference to the film “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles;” “Here come the ninja turtles;”
On the Count – right before every shift start (this happens every day), an incoming guard shouts this order, which instructs inmates to return to their cells and stand by their beds for a head count;
On the Wall – a phrase a guard will use to tell the inmate to put his palms facing outward above his head on a prison wall, usually so the guard can conduct a pat down search;
Shakedown – a thorough search of a cell by prison guards, most likely looking for illegal drugs, weapons, cellphones, or other items; “Guards and doing a shakedown down there;”
Slashes Are Up / Slashes Are Down – prison staff and inmates use this term to refer to whether stabbings among inmates have increased or decreased; “Slashes are up this month;”
Something’s Going to Pop – a phrase used to signal that there is imminent danger, perhaps when there was a recent fight and inmates may seek retaliation soon; and
On the Wheel – a phrase to indicate someone is a rotating, or seemingly arbitrary, work schedule, i.e.. Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday one week and Monday / Wednesday / Friday the next week, which can also mean the assigned work duties vary; inmates generally dislike being “on the wheel” and would prefer fixed duties and a predictable schedule.